Premium Bottled Cocktails

A Real Espresso Martini
Already Made.

Serve 10+ espresso martinis made with SATI cold brew, straight from the bottle. Pour over ice, or shake and strain.

Vodka + SATI Espresso Cold Brew + Rich Simple Syrup + Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters

750 mL
Full-Size Bottle
10+
Cocktails Per Bottle
4
Quality Ingredients
2
Ways to Serve
Skip the Espresso Machine

The Bar Drink You Never Have to Make.

The espresso martini is the drink everyone orders and almost nobody makes at home: fresh espresso, a shaker, and the patience to get it right. Uncle Tim’s did the hard part.

Uncle Tim’s began with a host’s problem. Tim loved hosting—but making every cocktail kept him away from his guests. So he bottled the cocktails.

Uncle Tim's Espresso Martini bottle
The Solution

The Hard Part Is Already Done.

Uncle Tim’s combines vodka with SATI espresso cold brew, rich simple syrup, and cherry bark vanilla bitters in one ready-to-pour bottle.

No espresso machine. No measuring. Pour over ice, or shake and strain.

Vodka
SATI Espresso Cold Brew
Rich Simple Syrup
Cherry Bark Vanilla Bitters
Uncle Tim's Espresso Martini bottle with a prepared Espresso Martini

The Espresso Martini

Meet Your New
House Espresso Martini.

One full-size 750 mL bottle. About 10 cocktails, made with vodka and SATI espresso cold brew, ready to pour over ice or shake.

750 mL Bottle
10+ Cocktails
46 Proof
Limited Series

Your first bottle ships free. Unlock your code.

Why It Earns a Spot at Home

Less Effort. More Espresso Martini.

01

Skip the Espresso Machine

The cold brew is already in the bottle, so there are no shots to pull and no gear to buy.

02

Pour It or Shake It

Pour over ice for an easy glass, or shake with ice and strain when you want the full bar treatment.

03

An Easy Showstopper

A drink everyone recognizes, ready for the end of dinner, a pre-night-out round, or a host gift.

From the Guest List
“Tastes like it was
made from scratch.”
★★★★★ Amber A., Product-Page Review
The Offer

One Bottle. A Round for the Room.

10+ cocktails per bottle. Choose one for tonight, or two for your next gathering.

One for Tonight
One bottle of Uncle Tim's Espresso Martini
1 Bottle
$60

About 10+ cocktails.
First-bottle free shipping available with your offer code.

Availability and fulfillment vary by state. Adult signature required.

Uncle Tim's Espresso Martini, poured and shaken
The Easy Ritual

Two Ways to Pour.

Over ice: pour and go. Shaken: 3 oz of mix and 1 oz of milk with ice, shake, and strain into a coupe. Garnish with three coffee beans, the tradition: health, wealth, and happiness.

FAQ

Good Questions. Straight Pours.

Will it taste like a real espresso martini?

Built around vodka, SATI espresso cold brew, rich simple syrup, and cherry bark vanilla bitters.

Do I need an espresso machine?

No. The espresso cold brew is already in the bottle.

How many drinks are in a bottle?

About 10+ cocktails from one 750 mL bottle, at 23% ALC/VOL (46 proof).

Do I have to shake it?

No. Pour it over ice, or shake 3 oz of mix with 1 oz of milk and strain for the full bar treatment.

Can I make it creamier?

For a lighter, more velvety taste, shake 3 oz of mix with 1 oz of milk or a milk alternative. We like oat milk.

Can it ship to me?

Availability depends on your state and licensed-retailer coverage.

Will someone need to sign?

Yes. Alcohol deliveries require an adult 21+ with valid ID.

Final Pour

The Espresso Martini
That Hosts With You

Pour. Shake. Back to the Party.